2005 - Where’s A Hot Flash When You Need One
Come on hot flash give me some
This restaurant’s cold and I’m so dumb
I forgot to bring a wrap
Come on old pal, flash me a zap.
I know i cursed you late last night
OK, I’m sorry. Let’s not fight
I’ve got goose bumps on my arm
Come on hot flash, make me warm.
Even better, make me hot
Give me everything you’ve got
Do it until I want to strip
Make my flesh cling to my slip
Where are you hot flash? What’s the deal?
Get me through this stupid meal
I know hot flash, I yelled again
Don’t be so touchy, you’re still my friend
Why are you leaving? That won’t do
What? You’ve found somebody new?
She’s younger and needs you more than I?
You’re leaving me right now? High and dry?
Hmm. I’m smiling. Not weepy. I’m calm. In control.
What I need in this restaurant is simply a stoll.